Diary of a Chinese Lesbian

Twenty-o-nine went by and what has transpired?
Productivity and self discovery fueled by random desires.
Done are the days of tequila, girls, and unrelenting aggression,
One night with me and even the straights will question.

Ode to an official end with papers in sight,
No regrets, no grudges, especially no spite.
Ready as I'll ever be to take on a new chapter,
Bring lust, butterflies, and even heartache thereafter.

A new place with a fireplace and a modern-chic theme,
Balanced out with my practical and eco-aware scheme.
Minimized yet not minimalist, that will be home,
Can't wait to get settled and call the place my own.

Dream school here I come, third try's the charm,
She's serious this time? Quick, sound the alarm!
I'm not considering one but two tests this time,
Succeeding at both would just be Oh so sublime.

This year like always, there will be no regrets,
I'm certain about myself, my values, so "no sweat"!
Going to get hyped up with new beats and sounds,
Everything is set in place, let's see what goes down.

Written in February of 2009.

Rollercoasters and free-falls from the highest high,
Brought down by betrayal, denial and the most painful good-bye.
Strength foretold the end and a modern beginning,
A fresh chapter written with confident new winnings.

It will be NSAs, PDAs, and everything in between,
Let's just hope no one we catch will be in their teens.
This new year will fill us with great obstacles and drama galore,
But we will always have each other to pimp out and whore.

No matter what, it's all or nothing, no half assing at all,
The goal is to achieve the most ultimate most extreme blue ball.
Brand spanking new dresses with matching accessories to boot,
We'll just have to see who goes home with the biggest loot.

The message is clear "master your domain",
Bring it on Bitches, bring on all the make-out fame.
So ladies and gentlemen lay down all your bets,
When the smoke has cleared,
What ever happens, no regrets.